红花blog

2005-10-25T15:24:00.000-07:00

兔兔应聘~
第一家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:不忙.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你不能多为公司干事,所以才会不忙,公司要你何用?

*第二家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:很忙.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你做事没有条理性,所以才会整天忙,公司要你何用?

*第三家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:还行.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你做事不理性,所以才会有什么"还行"不"还行"的,公司要你何用?

*第四家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:刚忙完.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你做事效率太低,做完就不能检查一下么?公司要你何用?

*第五家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:有些做完了,也检查过了,现在在

做其他事.下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你做事缺乏系统性,有些事不会一起做么?公司要你何用?

*第六家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:我的工作都做完了,正在帮别人

做.下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你做事没有打算,你不会自己规划一下明天要做的事么?公司要你何用?

*第七家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:今天的工作做完了,明天的工作也了.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你做事不考虑整体,你不会帮同事分忧解劳吗?公司要你何用 ?

*第八家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:今天的和明天的工作都做完了,现

在在帮同事的忙.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你太爱出风头,你的帮忙很可能造成其他人的懒惰或压力,公司要你何用?

*第九家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:等一下,我思考一下再回答你.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:你目中无人,我问你话竟然一再搪

塞我, 公司要你何用?

*第十家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:我......我......不,不知道......该,该怎么,回答你.

下班时老板对兔兔说:你明天不用来了.

兔兔:为什么?

老板:因为你连做事忙不忙都不知道,公司要你何用?

*第十一家公司

老板:兔兔,今天工作忙不忙?

兔兔:去你妈的,老子辞职了~~~~~~~~~~

老板:嘿!有个性,我们公司就不放你走

2005-09-26T22:37:00.000-07:00

no posts until EOY finish...

2005-09-16T15:57:00.000-07:00

THE MAID

Once upon a time, there was a maid called Rosemary. She liked to say "duh~" and so the people around her liked to called her THE MAID.

One day, Rosemary was walking home from marketing. Little did she know that there was a stone in front of her, and she tripped.

Ok ok... That was not true. Now back to the real story. One day, Rosemary was going to home from marketing and and she was carrying a lot of plastic bags. She kicked onto one of the bigger ones and fell. She kicked into a big plastic bag. She was in great pain and felt very painful. Her leg was bleeding and there was blood on her leg. Tears rolled down her cheeks and she was crying. Suddenly, a Filipino hand stuck out in front of her. The hand of a fellow Filipino. Rosemary felt the warmth of family. And she felt blinded. The other maid was sticking a hand in her face. She could not see. The other maid introduced herself as 梁斑. She was a Filipino chinese.

Since then, they became the best of friends, and often on their off days they would go shopping in orchard, and sometimes have a picnic or a break at MacRitchie reservoir. Those were the happiest days of their lives.

One fine Sunday, the rays of the sun seemed like arrows piercing through Rosemary's bedroom windows. Her day off with 梁斑!!!! They had a hell of a time. But they did not know that they would have a hell-er of a time that night.

When Rosemary went back home that evening, she discovered that she forgot to cook dinner. Damn!
She told her employer about the bad news. " Sir i never cook dinner! 怎么办?" "用刀切两半!!!"Her employer, pissed, replied in chinese, thinking that she would not understand such a long sentence. Without hesitation, she ran out of her house, grabbing a knife.

That night, she killed her best friend brutally. Then she chopped her up, as her employer told her to. She placed the body parts into different plastic bags, and left it in Orchard and MacRitchie, where they spent their time together.

Moral of the story: DON'T PLAY WITH ROSE

2005-09-07T05:47:00.000-07:00

OFFENDED

It was another boring afternoon after school, and the G4 were waiting at the bus-stop. The bus seemed to take forever to arrive. The G4 was getting impatient. There was also many others there, and it was getting too stuffy for our liking. We were worse than impatient. We were VERY impatient...

15 minutes passed...

it seemed like a thousand years.

1/2 hr...

Two thousand years...

No bus...

"HEY BUS LAI LIAO!!!!!!"

The G4 got up, and was ready to board. There was not much space left. No time to waste.

Suddenly this old lady came and she looked troubled.

The kind-hearted G4 got down, and let her in. Little did we know that there was a group of boys behind her, and they squeezed in too. We were pushed out. However, the 5 of them could not get in together, and thus they came down.

Many other did not manage to get up too. Neither did they try to make use of our kindness.

But, those kids were different. They tried. A little too hard.

We were OFFENDED.

Suddenly, one of them came to us, " OMFG COOL!!!! IT ISH THE 红花 G4!!!!! OMG OMG HOW COOL ISH THIS!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!! CAN I HAB YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEEEEEEEEAASH~~~~~~~!!!!!"

damn.

Why did he have to do this?

The people at the bus-stop all turned to look at us, like we were the most handsome people they have ever seen.

In an instant, we were crowded and surrounded by all the admirers and wannabes ( which actually also means the whole bus-stop) .

"Sorry sorry. We do not entertain this type of thing. If you want, you can visit our blog... ..." But nobody was listening. They were too excited and crazy over us.

We had no choice..

"PLEASE GO AWAY CAN? SIAM LAH!!!!!!!" we shouted over and over and over.

The disappointed crowd scattered, and resumed what they were doing. They looked sad. T-T

We were not too happy with the boy.

" DONT WANT THEN DONT WANT LAH!! !()@*&$#(@*&$*@*!!!!!! LIKE AS IF WE WANT SOME SHUAI GES ON THE ROAD THE DIRTY SIGNATURE!!!!! PUUUI AH!!!!!" That same guy AGAIN. Everybody looked at him, like they were horrified. They thinking what everyone else was thinking. Why did he say that?

"EH BOY U BETTER SHUT UP HOR!!!!!"

"SO ANGRY FOR WHAT?! WAKNNBC~BBAAASTARD!!!"

Zr, "Walau eh..." Sx, " Like this want to forgive him also difficult lah.." derek, "boh bian loh.." javier, "too bad we this month got money to pay hospital fees..."

G4, " boy sorry hor. We doing this on behalf of those you offended."

-the scene has been censored due to high level of violence, gore, and most importantly, sehness.-

We 明明 told him to shut up right? But he just didn't listen. Sigh... ... This isn't what we wanted. Now he has to trouble his friends to carry him. See lah?

ok here's the truth on the pictures. The first one (lame animal) was taken from http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.swf visit its cool. And the second pic is just a group of sec 1s carrying a rock. Don't ask why.

2005-09-01T05:39:00.000-07:00

the (next) day it all started...

1987- 红花 was feared throughout the land, and there was no one in this world who did not know the name Roz. Roz had attained ultimate - Seh-ness!!! He had a tattoo of Ah Seng on his arm to constantly remind himself the objective of starting the gang in the first place. Thinking of the past with Ah Seng, and what they used to do when he was still alive. How they club, beoh hot chicks, hang out and chill outside, drink hard liquor and get into fights together. Without knowing, he started tearing....

... ...

" HAHAHA!! SO BIG ALREADY STILL CRY AH!!" an old woman, who walked pass and saw Roz sobbing shouted. Wrathful, Roz pulled out a knife from his pocket and stabbed the old woman right where her heart was!!!! The old woman fell back and lay helpless and hopeless on the floor. She was drowning in a pool of her own blood.
"Muahahaha... Now i laugh!!" Roz walked away, whistling, without turning back. He had become a monster, an evil power-hungry reincarnation of the devil himself. His violence knew no boundaries. However, the devil was not educated, neither was a monster. And neither was Roz.
However, the old lady's heart, like most of us, was on the LEFT SIDE!!!
Being sent for treatment just in time, she managed to survive. And she pledged to EXTERMINATE 红花!!!!!! She killed all of the 红花 members she saw. They thought she did not know them, however their handsome looks were difficult to hide, and she identified them straight away. She slayed them like animals...SHE'S AN ANIMAL!!!! A STARVING ANIMAL, RELEASED FROM THE ZOO!!!!
红花 was endangered... ... ... ... ...

2005-08-27T13:37:00.000-07:00

Mr Raja says," Blossomz will rise like this - bright and high!!!"

Actually he said,
" do not stare at this for too long, it is bad for your eyes" -.-

(can you see his SHINY EMERALD earring?)

2005-08-27T01:52:00.000-07:00

Story of a boy
One of our members came to us and said, "i think this is too much for me, i cant live with such a powerful, cool, seh, kind, understanding, nice, fun, almighty, authoritarian, authoritative, capable, cogent, commanding, compelling, competent, controlling, convincing, dominant, dynamic, effective, effectual, efficacious, energetic, forceful, forcible, impressive, in control, influential, mighty, omnipotent, overruling, paramount, persuasive, potent, pre-eminent, prevailing, puissant, robust, ruling, sovereign, stalwart, strapping, strengthy, sturdy, supreme, telling, upper hand, vigorous, weighty, all heart, altruistic, beneficent, benign, big, big-hearted, bleeding heart, bounteous, bountiful, caring, chivalrous, compassionate, considerate, do-good, generous, helpful, humane, humanitarian, kind-hearted, liberal, magnanimous, philanthropic, tender-hearted, warm-hearted...( it went on for half an hour )..."
G4: "Cut the truth punk!!! What do u want? We know honesty is the best policy, but sometimes silence is golden, and if u continue like this, we'll be dead before u finish telling the public half about us."
JunHong confessed in front of G4 and said, " erm...i tthink i waaant to qqqquuuiiiiit.."
G4: Ok, since we are kind, chivalrous, compassionate, considerate, do-good, generous, helpful, humane, humanitarian and kind-hearted people, you can go now."
JunHong wet his pants.
"reallllly?"
G4: "SURE... "
JunHong walked away...
"HEY JUNHONG!!!!"
JunHong turned...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

................

Now you know why he screamed.

JunHong is now a sad boy with 3 tits...

ok here's the real story on the pic...
during sc lab lesson we accidentally burned the wooden clip-.-

2005-08-27T01:24:00.000-07:00

dear readers,

erm, we noe tt itz been quite sometimes since our last post...
G4 is rili truely very sorry abt tt cos we dont rili have time during e wkdays...
so usually we will like hold a G4 meeting in e wkend and discuss abt hw we goin to post

hope u have not lose ur patient waitin for new posts...
and continue to support honghua...

tyty

urs sincerely
G4

2005-08-25T19:31:00.000-07:00

eugene the (short) nigger is now officially in the committee... he is from our school de... sorry outside ppl but our school got priority...

muahaha..

2005-08-24T09:23:00.000-07:00

ok ok ...
from now onwards no nid put name behind ur post liao cos....
WE GOT TO UNITE AS ONE G4!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
G4 FOREVER!!

HONGHUA FOREVER!!!!

2005-08-24T03:59:00.000-07:00

THE BLOOD SHED
We were playing basketball happily but soon, this gangster came and approached us.
He said," Hey, kids you think u very great ar! Wana fight is it? Come on lar. Dont be like hum jis and run away hor."
We see he only one guy then we did not hesitate and said," 我们怕你跑才对."
He snapped his fingers and people at courts and the canteen walked towards us. We were soon surrounded by people with people with faces of BJ (someone from some class). They charged towards us with sharp objects(parangs, knifes). Those people without sharp objects had... DAMN THEY HAVE GUNS!
Those with sharp objects swinged at us and those with guns started shooting. They were bobo shooters (those who cannot shoot well) and they missed us. Lucky, someone brought his pencil box and we each took out a pen. That was when we turned the tables. The massacre had just started. We slaughted them like pigs and our shirt was dyed red - BLOODY RED.(zhai rui that ass smart. he took off his shirt while fighting.) We won the fight.
Zr was intoxicated by our victory and went up to the roof to pose our gang symbol. Too bad the camera was too small as a result u cant see the pool of blood and all the corpse below. However you can see the bloodstain on ZhaiRui'a hands if u look carefully enough.

Ok. Lets stop the crap now. Zr had a loose shoe and he tried to kick it at Derek. The shoe flew up the hostel and he went up to get it. And there is no damned blood stain.

2005-08-22T07:23:00.000-07:00

the day it all started...

1944- singapore was in chaos... there was no trust among the people, everyone fighting their own battles, struggling to make a living in this world of darkness. Out from the shadows, there rose this great man, named Roz. He was known throughout the continent as 老花. At first, Roz was invited to join in force 136 as the leader. However, with his great foresight, he knew that this would not last long, and most importantly HE WANTED A LIFE!!!!!! He wanted to continue persuing his dreams of becoming an accomplished, famous FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!!! Being a leader of a small group was not enough!!! His lust for power was INSATIABLE!!!
And so, he turned the crying, puny 136 down, and let his buddy, bo seng, join in instead. Ah seng died later. Sad. Roz, filled with remorse for his his dead friend, swore that he would carry on living as a leader, for ah seng. To be a leader that great, he needed a much greater power, that that can only be found in petals of GIANT, RED, BEAUTIFUL flowers!
And thus leading to the uprising of a force, much greater than that of 136, or any other force in this world.
THAT organisation of Roz's was named BLOSSOMZ-红花.
and it was just the beginning... ... ...

2005-08-22T06:57:00.000-07:00

JAVIER MADE A TAG BOARD AND HOPE U ENJOY IT!!!
HONGHUA Rulezzzzzzz

2005-08-22T05:08:00.000-07:00

yo all...

got no time now to tell u about how we started, from humble begginings into great guys with a gang of 100+ within a week... and how jealous some ppl are of us they do stupid things... muahaha...

to all the noobs out there don be jealous of our greatness kk? admire can.. jealous cannot...

cos (deep down) in our hearts we noe...

DHS only blossomZ best!

-dErEk

2005-08-19T06:02:00.000-07:00

My first post. Put this on our nick so people will visit us. www.bigblossomz.blogspot.com . 窗前明月光，？？？？？。
-Javier

2005-08-18T19:48:00.000-07:00

Heyo!!
welcum to 红花blog!!
this blog is created by e four great leaders as well as founders of 红花帮----G4(group of four)!!!

... ...

hmmm so next time if got any 红花news we wanna tell all my dear gang members we will post it here yup and this blog is for e G4 to post, not e 小弟s haha so sry abt tt but ...

国有国法帮有帮规 !!!

so paiseh la hor

ok so ttz all, i shall stop here...
beware of all e posts my beloved gang members!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~

-zr

(pls state ur names when u post, G4...) juz like tt k??(above above~)